HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Here are a few things to share with everyone that I heard growing up from my Mother and Grandmother's...
Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.
Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.
Be careful or you'll put your eye out.
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL OF YOU MOTHER'S!
I'm sure there are many more. Leave a comment with your favorites!

2 Comments:
Because he gets up at some unnatural hour, Ed beat me to the Happy Mother's Day post I was going to leave. :)
Happy Mother's Day to my Mum and all the mother's in the family. Enjoy your special day!
Child: Mommy come here!
Mother:I'm coming, I'm coming i've got splinters in my toes!
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