A big trip for a little woman

So I hear my mother Rose will be flying out to Hollywood Florida the middle of next month to visit with her sister Jane and husband. Rosie will be out there soaking up the sun and swimming with the dolphins for a couple of weeks. My father will not be accompanying her on this trip because he has "to work". (He's in his seventies now...Where the hell does he work anyway??)

Have a wonderful vacation! Be careful when you go Parasailing and remember to wear your life jacket at all times, and please wait an hour after you've eaten before swimming.

I'm glad you made arrangements for Dad to move in with Wayne and Jack while your gone. He'll be so happy there. The move into their new apartment couldn't have come at a better time. The two dogs will get along great and Jack can do all the cooking. I'm sure dad will pitch in with the clean up after dinner and wash all the dishes.

Oh, by the way, I wonder how Debbie will survive while your away water skiing the Atlantic coast? Who will prepare her lunches?

Love you...Have fun!